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Ideal for: hormonally charged adolescents looking
for a free show.
Job Specifications: After each show, you take your trusty mop and rag and
wipe up after everyone.
Drawbacks: Unlike traditional movie theatres, when it’s safe to assume
that the sticky goop under the chair is spilled soda, you’re likely to
handle far more, er, interesting liquids. You can meet all sorts of really
crazy people, whose idea of fun can border from the slightly unusual to the
outright bizarre, which may explain the feather boas and razors you may
occasionally find on the chairs.
Perks: You get free tickets, and in between clean-ups, enjoy the
equivalent of a trip to Disneyland. You’ll probably be very popular among
your male friends, although this is probably not a job you want to talk
about with your mother, or your wife for that matter. Just tell her you’re
working at McDonald’s.
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