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Ideal for: devout souls, preferably with prior
experience as a shepherd, or fisherman. Familiarity with scripture an
advantage.
Job specifications: You are sent by God to get His people into shape,
either by threatening them with several plagues or performing numerous
miracles.
Drawbacks: But like all middle managers, you are rarely given the
appreciation or respect you deserve. In fact, if they aren’t stoning you,
they’re feeding you to the lions—which, by the way, isn’t any worse than the
treatment you get from your Boss. Typical marching orders include wandering
in the desert for 40 years, and the pay will literally drive you to eating
locusts and honey (a fool similar in consistency and flavour as that in a
typical cafeteria).
Perks: You get to go to heaven. Say that over and over to yourself, when
you’re lying miserably in a dank dungeon while the King’s daughter plots to
have your head served on a silver platter, and you might feel just a little
better.
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