Waiters Jokes Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir… Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ‘em. Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. [...]
Waiters Jokes Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
Waiters Jokes Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
Waiters Jokes Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Waiters Jokes Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, ‘Please help yourself.’ The other one said ‘Okay’, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one [...]
Waiters Jokes Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, ‘You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!’ The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged [...]
Waiters Jokes Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: ‘Pass me the honey, Honey’. The English husband says to his wife: ‘Pass me the sugar, Sugar’. The [you name it] husband says to his wife: ‘Pass me the steak, Dumb cow’.
Waiters Jokes Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot!
Waiters Jokes Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
Waiters Jokes Chef: Any cook who swears in French.