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If you are writing your CV in an attempt to get out
of your crap job and into something more interesting and better paid be
careful what you write on your CV and application form - the people who
write the rubbish below obviously didn't.
Although I trained as an Accountant and for the past
eight years I worked for a major Accountancy firm, I am no good at my job
and get bored very easily. So I'm looking for something different and
wondered if you have any other opportunities that may be of interest to me?
Marital status: Not Known
I was working for my mum until she moved house
without telling me.
Personal Statements: I will give the job 110%
provided it doesn't interfere with my busy social life. My social life is
very important to me. I like drinking and loose women.
I tend to only procrastinate when I have to make a
decision.
Reason for leaving last job: My boss thought I could
do better elsewhere.
Age : Although I'm sixty-two I'm as fit as a
forty-nine year old cripple.
For the last twelve years I have been involved in
gang crime including burglary, drug dealing, extortion, armed robbery and
internet scams. With this inside knowledge I would make an ideal policeman.
References : my mum sais that you shuld give me the
job cos i am reely gude at everithing i do
I need a job desperately - my wife has just left me,
I burnt down my house and I've got a drink and drugs problem. I am honest
and reliable so gonna just give me the job - right.
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