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Modern Jobs - Worst Jobs for Women :: Number 5 - Day Care Centre Teacher

 
 Ideal for: ex children - who have not quite grown up.


 Job Specifications: Many parents complain about the challenges of raising a toddler. Try taking care of thirty at a time. Their happy mothers drop the little devils on your lap before you go to work, leaving you with the problem of how to entertain them for at least eight hours. They will eat the crayons, pull each other’s hair, throw paint on the walls, and then ask you tell them the story of The Three Little Pigs about 20 times in a row.


 Drawbacks: None of these kids are toilet trained. You have to change their diapers, or if they’re just learning how to use the potty, to clean up after any “accidents”. Once in a while you may find one curious youngster experimenting on whether or not dirty diapers can be smeared against the walls to make any pretty paintings. You will also have to deal wit temper tantrums, about an average of 5 an hour, bearing in mind that children are a lot like howling dogs: one starts, and everyone follows.


 Perks: You get lots of hugs and kisses, and come Christmas time, get a mother-load of gifts from grateful parents.
 

 

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