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Ideal for: Non Vegetarians
Job specifications: It’s hard to tell what’s worse: disemboweling farm
animals as a poultry processor, or killing them. You have the fine job of
cutting off the heads of chickens—which may turn out to be easiest part of
your day. As the animals get bigger, they get progressively more difficult
to kill. Keep your hatchet sharp and try not to get affected by their
screams.
Drawbacks: Your hands are stained with blood, there are bits of bone and
brain matter caught in your hair, and if you miss your target the animal can
charge at you and possibly trample you under all of its 200 pounds.
Perks: Free meat.
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