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Ideal for: Neat Freaks
Job Specifications: Who needs a sauna when you work in a factory that’s
foggy with steam and chemical fumes As a laundry worker, you stand on your
feet for the entire day, washing bin after bin of dirty clothes and beddings
in potentially hazardous chemicals. If you’re lucky, you get assigned to the
aprons from the neighbourhood restaurant. If you’re assigned to a hospital,
you’ll need to push your arms elbow-deep into a pile of sheets stained with
blood, pus, and brain matter.
Drawbacks: You get minimum wage, with no hazard pay, and complaining to
the authorities won’t do much good—especially if you’re an illegal
immigrant. Best to keep your mouth shut (which, given the fumes in the room,
isn’t that hard to do), and find really good moisturizer for your hands.
After submerging them in all those chemicals for the better of the day,
you’re bound to get a few wrinkles.
Perks: All your washing done at a 30% discount!!!
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