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Ideal for: Masochists or people with below
average intelligence who were born in the slums.
Job Specifications: You get beat up for a living.
Drawbacks: Aside from daily physical abuse, on the off chance that you do
train hard enough to win a match, 60% of your earnings goes to other people,
whose only work was to yell instructions from a sidelines or go to meetings
in a smart Armani suit. You may suffer permanent disfigurement from
injuries, not to mention the risk of an aneurysm.
Perks: You’ve got a hot body, and all the ladies love that.
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