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Ideal for: obsessive compulsive personalities who
like everything in the proper place.
Job specifications: What is so difficult to remember about
paper-plastic-biodegradable? Despite large stickers on their garbage bins
and a very expensive print and television campaign, people still dump their
wastes into one big bin, instead of separating them into “recyclables” in
one container, and “disgustingly icky stuff” in the other. Your job is to
clean up after them.
Drawbacks: The stench is enough to make you vomit—but wait till you
actually reach out and touch the trash and sort through its slimy contents:
dirty diapers and half-rotting rats, hypodermic needles and used tampons,
mould-encrusted pizza crusts and (depending on which neighbourhoods you’re
assigned to) an undiscovered murder victim.
Perks: You get to recycle the valuable recyclable thinks into your own
home (when the boss is away).
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