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Ideal for: children who want to become famous and do
not mind dying in the process Job
specifications: You are a star—at least, while you’re alive. Basically you
enter the arena and wave a bright red flag at a very angry bull. He stomps
his feet, shakes his head, and charges. While your survival instinct tells
you to get out of his way, tradition dictates that you stand your ground,
waving the flag with a flourish, and hope that your bright sequined costume
hides the fact that you just pissed in your pants. The crowd goes wild with
delight, and you take a bow. Congratulations, you have lived to see another
day at work.
Drawbacks: See that bull? See those sharp horns? See those hundred pounds
of muscle, ready to crush you under its weight, and send what remains of
your tiny body flying into the stands? While it’s best not to think about
what could happen (otherwise, you’d run right back into the dressing room,
and be branded a coward for the rest of your life) heed some good advice:
send out your resume.
Perks: All the meat you can eat - if you survive.
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