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Ideal for: cute little musical birds who can sing a
song loud and clear…even if it’s their last
Job Specifications: You and a little boy are sent down a mine shaft to
check if there are poisonous gases, loose boulders, or dangerous pathways
that could save in at any second. If they hear you singing after a few days,
it’s safe. If they don’t…well, bye bye birdie.
Drawbacks: You’re being sent down to your death, and your final hours
aren’t even pleasant. It’s dark, it’s cold, and it smells like bat guano.
The indignity.
Perks: It’s still a less bloody death than being eaten by an owl.
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