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Ideal for: very strong, aggressive dogs who want a
taste of celebrity life
Job specifications: You’re starved for several days, so you’ll be more
vicious, before you’re thrown into a pit with an equally angry and desperate
dog. So you fight each other. The winner gets food. The loser becomes food.
How’s that for work incentive?
Drawbacks: If you aren’t killed, you could be maimed for life, making you
useless for fighting. All the thanks you get for the years (or more likely,
weeks) of loyal service is to get thrown into a sack and abandoned in some
dark alley.
Perks: You get your 30 seconds of fame, with the crowd cheering your name.
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