|
Ideal for: exotic rare animals lookibg for a new
home.
Job Specifications: Pose for the camera, try not to bite at the kids, and
somehow live with the fact that you’re trapped behind bars for the rest of
your life
Drawbacks: You’re used to large open fields, a cool breeze, and freedom,
sweet freedom. Now the only thing you have is this small cage, which they
rarely clean, forcing you to sit in your own urine and faeces until they
remember to hose you down. You’re alone, with no company, at least from your
own species.
Perks: Your meals are served.
|
