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Ideal for: cats, bats, newts, or any very mysterious
animal with a link to the occult (must enjoy working in the dark and
speeding through the sky on a broom)
Job Specifications: You supposedly provide your mistress with all sorts of
powers, and accompany her in all of her tasks, including the alleged
enchantment of village youth and purported dealings with the devil. In
reality, though, she is just a kooky old woman who putters around in her
garden, but having you around makes her feel so much more powerful.
Drawbacks: When the witch gets burned at the stake, honey, so do you.
Perks: None of the village kids would dare tease you.
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