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Ideal for: any bird that’s too fat to fly away
Job Specifications: You eat. And Eat. And Eat. For months you feel like
Queen of the Farm. All the food you want, free space to roam, and everyday
the Farmer’s Wife picks you up and personally checks if you’re fine. Aaaah,
that’s the life. But wait a minute…is that a knife And is that…oh dear…
run…fly! Oh wait. You can’t fly. Oops. Sorry.
Drawbacks: You’re the only person on the farm that really has nothing to
give thanks for on thanksgiving day.
Perks: Eating till your stuffed is fun while it lasts.
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