|
Ideal for: musically inclined primates
Job specifications: You wear a ridiculous jacket and wave stupidly at
passers-by while your boss plays the same music everyday. You try to look
cute. You do tricks and charm the audience. You stop yourself from biting
stupid children who poke at you and make funny faces.
Drawbacks: Day in, day out, you listen to the same music about 50 times a
single day.
Perks: You get paid peanuts. Which is okay, since that’s what you want.
|
