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Ideal for: those with a very loud bark, very sharp
fangs and a longing to KILL
Job Specifications: The title says it all. As a trusted member of the
security force, you scare away intruders. If barking doesn’t work you jump
for the jugular. Serves them right, the suckers.
Drawbacks: Well there’s the small problem that intruders have this shiny
thing called a gun, and they can shoot you and your sharp fangs into little
smithereens.
Perks: No dog’s going to stay into your territory, with those electric
fences in place. Makes urinating on the posts a little iffy, though.
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