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Ideal for: midget horses that love children - or can
at least bear them.
Job Specifications: You take children on tours around the farm. Fun,
right Think again. Kids can be vicious creatures. They pull your hair, kick
you with their spurs pull the rein too tight and scream into your ear again
and again.
Drawbacks: Despite being tortured day in and day out by the little devils
you can’t fight back. If you so much as bite or startle, paranoid parents
will have you put down and sold to a glue factory.
Perks: You get all these lovely little sugar cubes.
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