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Ideal for: sadomasochistic cows who are happy to eat organic grass so that
some greedy carnivore can eat without feeling too guilty.
Job Specifications: Essentially, you get slaughtered. But that’s not the
worst part. You are tied to your stable, positioned in such a way that you
can’t move. At all. This is to prevent you from using your muscles, which
will make your meat tough. So you live your whole life without any exercise,
any stretching room, heck, any natural sunlight.
Drawbacks: You will know nothing but discomfort, misery and the smell of
your urine for all your days.
Perks: You die young. Believe us, that’s a mercy.
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