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Ideal for: those gifted (or cursed) with the “Third
Eye”, or can pull a reasonable approximation of the skills with special
wiring and creative use of smoke
Job Specifications: You are the bridge to the other world, the link
between “the dearly departed” and their grieving families. On the one hand,
you are performing a valuable service to the community, such as helping them
find a missing will, or (for lack of any other, er, credible witnesses)
pinpointing a murder suspect. However, this involves inviting the said
spirit into your body, which is never a comfortable thing. Expect epileptic
seizures, 360 degree head turns, and slight drooling.
Drawback: Spirits are a notoriously fickle bunch, and the groans and moans
that are supposed to open “The Door to the Afterlife” isn’t what you call an
exact science. There is always the risk of annoying the heck out of a ghost,
who’d rather face the fires of purgatory than hear from his nagging wife, or
“connecting” to the Demon Beelzebub rather than sweet Mr. Beardsley from
next door.
Perks: At least you get to work from home. Get to meet famous people
(though they have been dead for hundreds of years.)
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