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Ideal for: aspiring opera singers
Job Specification: You are a trusted member of the Chinese royal court -
well, not that trusted. Though the King has put you in charge of guarding
his concubines, he’s had his soldiers “cut off” any possibility that you may
be tempted to indulge in any, er, “office” romances.
Drawbacks: Your job has officially killed any chances of you having a
social life, even after you retire. Your hormones are raging, though the
most you can do is release your frustrations in long, drawn out, and (thanks
to your little surgery) very high pitched screams.
Perks: You enjoy all the benefits of being part of the royal court,
including lavish feasts and silk beds. After you retire, you can either stay
on as an official adviser, or pursue a career in the Chinese opera. Since
even the female roles are played by males, your unique voice and ability to
fit perfectly into the costumes give you a big chance of being a star.
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