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Ideal for: neat freaks desperate to earn a few
$$$££££$$$ and have poor self-esteem.
Job Specifications: Somebody has to collect the trash, and it looks like
it’s you. If you’re lucky you get to drive the truck. IF not, you have to go
down, pick up the maggot-infested bags filled with rotting food and
discarded tampons, and throw them onto a slimy truck.
Drawbacks: The stench of the garbage sticks to your clothes, making it
impossible to schedule a date after work.
Perks: It’s a little less disgusting than being a recycling plant worker.
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