Ideal for: Insomniacs who love dull, tedious,
boring, pointless hard work.
Job Specifications. Just call yourself robber bait.
Left alone in a deserted street corner, manning a cash register full of
sparkling new bills, it’s a wonder you even get through the night without
being attacked. Studies show that most accidents involving teen employees
occur in your place of work, and we’re not talking about the stack of canned
goods falling on top of you.
Drawbacks. While a security camera supposedly
protects the owner from any robberies, all it really does is tell police who
attacked you—after you’ve been attacked. You can scream, of course, but who
would hear you. There’s a button under the counter but there’s a gun barrel
pointed at your face. Best thing to do is give the man the money and find a
job delivering newspapers first thing tomorrow morning.
Perks: You could filch a couple of candy bars, once
you’ve figured out how to turn off the security cameras. And if you’re
really good at your job, you can be promoted to store manager, which is
pretty much the same thing, but with dental benefits,
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