Economists Jokes A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he goes down to five meters above ground and asks [...]
Economists Jokes An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office. Asked what it was for, he replied ‘it is a good luck charm that helps my forecasts’. ‘But do you believe in that superstition?’ he was asked. ‘Of course not!’ he said, ‘but it works [...]
Economists Jokes An economics professor and a student were strolling through the campus. ‘Look,’ the student cried, ‘there’s a $100 bill on the path!’ ‘No, you are mistaken,’ the wiser head replied. ‘That cannot be. If there were actually a $100 bill, someone would have picked it up.’
Economists Jokes An economist and an accountant are walking along a large puddle. They get across a frog jumping on the mud. The economist says: ‘If you eat the frog I’ll give you $20,000!’ The accountant checks his budget and figures out he’s better off eating it, so he does and collects money. Continuing [...]
Economists Jokes An economist returns to visit his old school. He’s interested in the current exam questions and asks his old professor to show some. To his surprice they are exactly the same ones to which he had answered 10 years ago! When he asks about this the professor answers: ‘the questions are always [...]
Economists Jokes An economist was leaving his office building and saw a little boy sitting on the curb with a dog. The boy yelled at the economist, ‘Hey, how would you like to buy a dog.’ The man was intrigued by this sales approach and asked the boy, ‘How much do you want for [...]
Economists Jokes Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving.
Economists Jokes Three people are stranded on a small island. One is a physicist, one is a circus strongman, and one is an economist. After a few days of surviving on fruit, they discover a cache of canned food, and they have to decide how to open it. The physicist says to the strongman [...]
Engineers Jokes A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked [...]
Engineers Jokes An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, ‘How do you feel?’ ‘How would you feel,’ the astronout replied, ‘if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?’