Business Jokes According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up [...]
Business Jokes A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ‘your first job will be to sweep out the store. ‘ ‘But I’m a college graduate, ‘ the young man replied [...]
Business Jokes A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, ‘Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ‘I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire [...]
Business Jokes A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, ‘Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ‘I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire [...]
Business Jokes A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. ‘Listen, ‘ said the CEO, ‘this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can [...]
Business Jokes A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big [...]
Business Jokes A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was streaming [...]
Business Jokes A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, ‘Do you have any small note-books?’ ‘Sorry,’ says the manager. ‘We’re all out. ‘ The woman shrugs, and asks, ‘Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?’ ‘Nope, don’t have that either,’ says the manager. The woman feels [...]
Business Jokes A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks: will this cure my illness?The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long. If you enjoyed this [...]
Business Jokes A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, ‘I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours. ‘The banker said, ‘Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him. [...]