Zookeepers Jokes Two seniors are standing in front of the Hotel Duluth when they see a penguin walking by. Pat grabs it and asks Mike, ‘what should I do with him?’ Mike says, ‘Why don’t you take him out to the zoo?’ The next day in front of the Hotel, Mike sees Pat walking [...]
Zookeepers Jokes One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, ‘Why are you reading both those books’? ‘Well,’ said the orang-utang, ‘I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.’
Zookeepers Jokes Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, ‘If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.’
Zookeepers Jokes An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla’s skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. [...]
Zookeepers Jokes A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, ‘Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!’ [...]
Zookeepers Jokes A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. ‘Look in the lion’s mouth,’ the vet told him. ‘How do I do that?’ he asked. ‘Carefully,’ replied the vet.
Zookeepers Jokes A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet [...]
Waiters Jokes Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
Waiters Jokes Waiter: ‘Tea or coffee, gentlemen?’ 1st customer: ‘I’ll have tea.’ 2nd customer: ‘Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!’ (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: ‘Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?’
Waiters Jokes Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.