Ideal for: Absolutely nobody!!! Job SpecIfications: You do everything they tell you, and be glad you’re alive to do it. Tasks could include digging ditches (or graves), cleaning up after mad scientists’ er, “experiments” (which include gross mutilation of various parts of the human anatomy), and fumigating the maggot-ridden, lice-infested quarters. Drawbacks: [...]
Ideal for: Any woman who happens to be married to a tanner and has absolutely no ambition of her own. Job Specifications: You are the devoted wife of the tanner, and your duties include doing your husband’s laundry. Unfortunately, your husband’s work with decomposing cow flesh makes that task unpleasant to say the [...]
Accountant jokes A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, ‘What is two and two?’ The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was ‘Twenty-two. ‘ The second was a [...]
Worst Jobs : Quotations and Saying about work, working, unemployment and success. John H. Johnson – I would tell young people to . . . Quotation by John H. Johnson I would tell young people to start where they are with what they have and that the secret of a big success is starting [...]
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