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Accountant jokes
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, 'The parrot on the left costs $500. ' 'Why does that parrot cost so much?' asks the accountant. 'Well, ' replies the owner, 'it knows how to do complex audits. ' 'How much does the middle parrot cost?' asks the accountant. 'That one costs $'1
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