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Yer may nots think thit been a Village Idiot is der
reel job and thats the mane problem!!! I hav been a Village Idiot in the
little English village of – Worren-Under-Ware for ra past 18 yeers.
I cum from a long line of VIs – ma pappa was a Villiage
Idiot, his pappa before him and in fact we can trace our line of VIs ways
back to the time of good old Queen Elizabeth the First – and thats way back
to thar 1500s.
Sure, back then, been a VI wus a good job. A very gud
job. Yer got all yer food fur nuthin and the loose wumen wud give ye a good
time fur nuthin.
But see nowadays – ye get bugger all. No free food. No
gud time fur nothing. No nuthin fur nuthin in fact. And on top a all that
nobudy respects yer – and the yobbo kids are the worst they are always takin
the piss. I dont have a day when sum young rig-a-raff dont cum runnin after
me callin me “scum” or “dumbo” or “father”.
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